2 years ago
Kanye West is clearly a genius. Like Stephen Colbert, he’s merely living the role that encompasses our modern human problem. By acting like a high schooler, he forces us, as adult humans, to stop and think about how we ourselves act, and whether or not our behavior detracts from or contributes to the Reality High School we call waking life. Thank you, Kanye, not only for sharing your wisdom, but for occupying the comparment of my brain that should be dedicated to adding and subtracting fractions.
Imaginary Interaction #643
- Me: [setting a hoodie on the Zoo York checkout counter]
- Kanye-West-Looking-Teen-Behind-The-Register: [smarmy look like what you doin' here?]
- Me: What?
- KWLTBTR: Nothin'.
- Me: Why are you looking at me funny?
- KWLTBTR: [adjusts his straight-brimmed sideways hat ten degrees left]
- Me: I know Ecko bought out Zoo York but...
- KWLTBTR: [brushes dust off track-jacket shoulder]
- Me: I was skateboarding before your motherfuckin' ass was born motherfucker. Now sell me this motherfuckin' hoodie before I take it!
- KWLTBTR: Real talk.
- Me: I'm sayin'.
