LOL :) ~ The Lost Verse

Not long ago, the rapper Trey Songz recorded a track featuring Gucci Mane and Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em called “LOL :)” (or “LOL Smiley Face”).  After weeks in the studio, a hit was born, however, its length was not conducive to the time contraints of corporate radio. In the interest of commerce, art was sacrificed and, counter to the creative process, it was not the worst verses that were cut, but the verses that did not appeal to the least common denominator. Almost all of the edits, having been recorded digitally, were deleted. But without anyone knowing (unitl now), an unsupervised intern acquired one of the missing Gucci Mane verses on his jump drive. I now present you with the only evidence of the song’s artistic integrity. Gucci Mane’s lost verse.

Gucci got a Facebook
Gucci gonna friend you
Unfriend Gucci Mane
Gucci gonna end you
LOL, JK
I just type a sad face
Hit me up on AIM or
Comment on my MySpace
I would curse in my verse
but POS, POS!
Okay mama gone now
Lemme see you undress
I be watchin’ you like
OMG, Got-damn!
Booty-shakin’ girls be
Foggin’ up my webcam
That’s hot, hold still
Lemme get a Twitpic
Shift it to the left girl
Lemme get a clit pic
Right carrot, colon,
Capital P
Gucci Mane, Internets
Gettin’ freaky
Gucci Mane in ghost mode
You cain’t see me
I be out this verse
When I hit control Peace