Infinite Joust
2 years ago
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Imaginary Interaction #643
  • Me: [setting a hoodie on the Zoo York checkout counter]
  • Kanye-West-Looking-Teen-Behind-The-Register: [smarmy look like what you doin' here?]
  • Me: What?
  • KWLTBTR: Nothin'.
  • Me: Why are you looking at me funny?
  • KWLTBTR: [adjusts his straight-brimmed sideways hat ten degrees left]
  • Me: I know Ecko bought out Zoo York but...
  • KWLTBTR: [brushes dust off track-jacket shoulder]
  • Me: I was skateboarding before your motherfuckin' ass was born motherfucker. Now sell me this motherfuckin' hoodie before I take it!
  • KWLTBTR: Real talk.
  • Me: I'm sayin'.
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