Imaginary Interaction #643

• Me: [setting a hoodie on the Zoo York checkout counter]
• Kanye-West-Looking-Teen-Behind-The-Register: [smarmy look like what you doin' here?]
• Me: What?
• KWLTBTR: Nothin'.
• Me: Why are you looking at me funny?
• KWLTBTR: [adjusts his straight-brimmed sideways hat ten degrees left]
• Me: I know Ecko bought out Zoo York but...
• KWLTBTR: [brushes dust off track-jacket shoulder]
• Me: I was skateboarding before your motherfuckin' ass was born motherfucker. Now sell me this motherfuckin' hoodie before I take it!
• KWLTBTR: Real talk.
• Me: I'm sayin'.