Infinite Joust
2 years ago
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Counter Intelligence
  • Middle Schooler: [peering confusedly between menu and Barista]
  • Barista: Mocha is really tasty.
  • Middle Schooler: Okay, what is a small?
  • Barista: Tall.
  • Middle Schooler: Okay, can I have a tall... what is the frozen one?
  • Barista: Frappuccino.
  • Middle Schooler: Okay, can I have a tall, mocha, frappuccino?
  • Barista: Sure.
  • Middle Schooler: [pays, stands in place]
  • Barista: You can pick it up over there sweetie.
  • Middle Schooler: Okay.
  • Me: I'm afraid my order is uncomplex.
  • Barista: She's learning.
  • Me: What IS a "skinny" anyway?
  • Barista: She's learning to be high maintenance.
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